Friday, January 14, 2011

Toilet Seat for the Wealthy

Is your toilet seat too boring? Do you often find yourself wishing your toilet seat was more than just a toilet seat? Well here's something for you. Swash 1000.



The link above is to the product's website. For the lazy, here's a list of some of the more interesting features:
  • Posterior and feminine warm-water washes (now that's awesome. sort of)
  • Self cleaning nozzles with sterilization function (no more cleaning!)
  • Wireless remote control (because what's the point if you can't use it from across the room?)
  • Stylish design and comfortable heated seat (my buns will never be cold again!)
  • Automatic deodorizer (because you're smelly)
  • Intelligent body sensor (this just sounds really creepy)
Interested in purchasing such a lavish toilet seat? It'll run you $600.
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12 comments:

  1. balls_of_steelJanuary 14, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    I wonder what the remote is for....

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  2. Mr. InsaniumJanuary 14, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    I freaking need one of these, i spend so much time on the toilet reading amongst other things XD

    Nice blog your on follow!

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  3. epicwallpapersandart.blogspotJanuary 14, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    intelligent body sensor = creepy as fuck

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  4. alex@172January 14, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    best thing evar! lul i wish my toilet atleast had the seat warmer! but a man can dream....

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  5. watchmanJanuary 14, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    nice blog, just subbed to it.

    Make sure to follow mine at thewatchfanatic.blogspot.com

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    LOL I definitely want one of these just for scaring people while they loose a few pounds. Good find.

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  7. and then there was METALJanuary 14, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    i will have one of these one day

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  8. HorussJanuary 15, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    warm water wash, excellent

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  9. EdgarJanuary 15, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    sign me up for one of these

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  10. Natural Peanut ButterJanuary 16, 2011 at 1:03 AM

    Finally a toilet worthy of my turds! I'll take five, good miss.

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  11. UnknownJanuary 16, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    I can't believe stuff like this really exists. That's just a bit too much man. Really now, come on. Let's go back to the normal stuff.

    When you have so much money that you blow $600 on a ridiculous toilet seat that does everything but what you need it to, you've got problems.

    Anyways, I'm a follower now. Might you return the favor and take a look at my blog?

    Blogographer

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    Wow! That's pretty funny

    Be sure to take a look at my blog!
    sideofthecore.blogspot.com

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