Friday, January 14, 2011

Toilet Seat for the Wealthy

Is your toilet seat too boring? Do you often find yourself wishing your toilet seat was more than just a toilet seat? Well here's something for you. Swash 1000.

The link above is to the product's website. For the lazy, here's a list of some of the more interesting features:
  • Posterior and feminine warm-water washes (now that's awesome. sort of)
  • Self cleaning nozzles with sterilization function (no more cleaning!)
  • Wireless remote control (because what's the point if you can't use it from across the room?)
  • Stylish design and comfortable heated seat (my buns will never be cold again!)
  • Automatic deodorizer (because you're smelly)
  • Intelligent body sensor (this just sounds really creepy)
Interested in purchasing such a lavish toilet seat? It'll run you $600.


  1. I wonder what the remote is for....

  2. I freaking need one of these, i spend so much time on the toilet reading amongst other things XD

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  3. intelligent body sensor = creepy as fuck

  4. best thing evar! lul i wish my toilet atleast had the seat warmer! but a man can dream....

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  6. LOL I definitely want one of these just for scaring people while they loose a few pounds. Good find.

  7. Finally a toilet worthy of my turds! I'll take five, good miss.

  8. I can't believe stuff like this really exists. That's just a bit too much man. Really now, come on. Let's go back to the normal stuff.

    When you have so much money that you blow $600 on a ridiculous toilet seat that does everything but what you need it to, you've got problems.

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  9. Wow! That's pretty funny

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